Thursday, March 6, 2008
Leeeeeeeaaaaaviiiiiiinnnng on a jet plane...
Monday, March 3, 2008
Camera Worries
For its inaugural outing, we took it out on Saturday night to an 80s party. After the party we went to Dempsey's. After Dempsey's we went to the Satellite. Somewhere along the way the screen broke. I don't know when or how, the boy had it in his coat pocket, but there was nothing else in his pocket for the camera to slam against.
I am heartbroken.
There is one silver lining: The camera still takes pictures, and I can still upload them to my laptop. So if nothing else, I can bring the camera to Honduras with me this weekend and just take a lot more pictures; that way I can delete the crappy ones once we're back.
But still. I want my shiny new love object back.
Monday, February 25, 2008
Sunday Night Oscars Dip
On to the food. Everyone made tasty stuff and we went through plenty of wine too! On request, here is the dip that I made. It comes from my newest cheese book, Laura Werlin's Cheese Essentials. I highly recommend the book. And the dip.
Havarti Dill Dip with Parmesan Toasts
1 baguette, sliced
Olive oil
Parmesan
2/3 cup mayo
12 oz (3/4 lb) Havarti, grated
14 oz can artichoke hearts, chopped
About 10 scallions, just the white and light green parts, finely chopped
2 tbs fresh dill (though I used dried and it was fine)
Pepper
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees.
Brush oil on each side of the slices of bread. Place on a baking sheet and toast for about 5 minutes in the oven, then flip them and sprinkle Parmesan on them. Toast again for about 5-7 minutes. Let cool. Whoo! Toasts are done!
Mix together the mayo, Havarti, artichoke hearts, scallions, dill, and pepper (to taste) in a bowl. Put in a ceramic or Pyrex dish and bake about 20 minutes (till hot and bubbly). Let cool for about 20 minutes. Whoo! You are all done! And look how fancy you are. Now go get dressed up, you look sloppy. It's an Oscar party, after all.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
A Paragon of Adequatulence
Oh, and the Cream Ale Fromage soup? I wanted it, but it was made with chicken broth. Boo, Northern Lights. Boooooo.
The IPA was both delicious and exactly what I wanted. But when I got back to school, another friend of mine said I smelled like booze. I had ONE BEER! Quoi??
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Ultimate Bagel
The Jalapeno Asiago bagel adds another dimension of cheesy goodness to the bagel, and a much-needed hint of heat. Definitely a good thing, as pepper jack is not a cheese option. I had swiss. The other choices are provolone, cheddar I believe, and cream cheese. As far as I'm concerned, cream cheese is a spread, not a cheese, but hey. I get it toasted, and with mustard and all the veggies. The Bagelwich comes with a pickle spear, bagel chips, and a mint.
The sandwich? Delicious and filling as always. The pickle? Tangy and tasty. The mint? Ummm.... minty and refreshing, I suppose. The chips? Waste of space. It's not that I have anything against the bagel chips in and of themselves, it's just that they're too hearty and filling, and without anything to dip them in, they really are quite dry. I suggest saving the chips for later, an easier proposition if you've gotten the meal to go, and dipping them in something. Salsa, perhaps. Or go nuts, dip them in cream cheese! Hey, there's little tubs of cream cheese there... I feel a plan coming on for next time. Yum.
That was the highlight of my day so far. I went to Payment Systems and was called on for the first five problems of class. I just wish I'd understood that part of it better!
Petsitting
So I was pumped when my friend asked me to petsit for her this past weekend. She has two cats, one of whom is the fattest cat I've ever seen, and a dog. We brought Izzy over to play with the dog, Rufus. That was the best plan ever. They exhausted each other, running around the house and yard. They also got into everything and destroyed a few things, but that's neither here nor there. The best part is that Rufus actually would play with Izzy, and she got to be the boss for once, if solely due to his laziness.
The funniest part though is when the fat cat Alvin went downstairs and proceeded to corner Izzy while making very angry noises. He is more formidable than my own cat, as he is about thrice the size, so it was probably good for her.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Bowl Report
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
I'll Meme If I Want To
When you walk in your front door, which room do you enter?
A sort of foyer thing. Ish. Really, the living room, though by the door is the only carpeted space in the house and there's a step so I guess it's a foyer.
Do you have a dishwasher?
I would kill for a dishwasher. Seriously.
Is your living room carpeted or does it have hardwood floors?
Laminate. I'd like a cozy rug.
Do you keep your kitchen knives on the counter or in a drawer?
In a wood block and in a drawer. I really want a magnetic knife strip but have been forbidden to get one because apparently they're "ugly." Pfft.
House, apartment, duplex or trailer?
House.
How many bedrooms is it?
3, sort of. Our bedroom is upstairs, in a loft-like space. Then there are two rooms off the living room that I guess are bedrooms. In a way.
Gas stove or electric?
Electric.
Do you have a yard?
One facing the street that has grass. Well, right now, snow, but come spring, grass. And tomatoes. At least that's the plan. And a little gravel yard thing by our door that is fenced, and once spring comes will be cleaned and will have planter boxes.
What size TV is in the living room?
20-something inches. No idea really.
Are your plates in the same cupboard as your cups?
Yes.
Is there a coffee maker sitting on your kitchen counter?
Yes, though it needs cleaning.
What room is your computer in?
I have a laptop, so it follows me. We only get a wireless connection in the bathroom, and it's tenuous there, so mostly I don't bother and leave it in the living room or kitchen.
Are there pictures hanging in your living room?
Not right now; we need to work on that.
Are there any themes found in your home?
It's messy? I suppose? My decorating style could best be described as "haphazard and pink," so themes are well beyond my reach.
What kind of laundry detergent do you use?
Till I have money, whatever's cheap. Purex smells nice.
Do you use dryer sheets?
Nope. That might explain my occasional bouts with static.
Do you have any curtains in your home?
Blinds. I should find cheap curtainy action and fix that.
What color is your fridge?
White, with magnets and photos and such.
Is your house clean?
It looks like a tornado hit it.
What room is the most neglected?
Is "all of them" specific enough?
Are the dishes in your sink/dishwasher clean or dirty?
Dirty. That's really just a given.
How long have you lived in your home?
Since November.
Where did you live before?
In a little apartment over near Huckleberry's.
Do you have one of those fluffy toilet lid covers on your toilet?
No.
Do you have a scale anywhere in your house?
No, and don't plan to get one. I really don't need a reminder of how much weight I've gained in law school.
How many mirrors are in your house?
2 in the bathroom - the one above the vanity and a dingy full-length one.
Look up. What do you see?
I'm in class, so, the professor.
Do you have a garage?
Nope. Right now parking is an issue altogether due to piles of snow and patches of ice.
Sunday, February 10, 2008
Pocket Michelle
Michelle Obama was just awesome in every way. Very personable, funny, brilliant, and inspirational. Prior to her getting up on stage, a lot of the rally felt like, well... a high school pep rally with cheesy skits. But Michelle rocked the house. If I had been undecided, she would have swayed me for sure. Hell, afterward my friends and I agreed that we would gladly vote for HER to be president!
On our way back to our cars, we agreed that it would be really spiffy to have a pocket-sized Michelle to have with you all the time. She could inspire you, give advice, tell you when you're selling out, beeyatch. And so forth. And yes, my pocket Michelle would call me a beeyatch if I'm not doing the right thing. I think this could be a real moneymaker, and it would really just be good in every way. I'd also like a pocket Tim Gunn. And maybe a pocket really smart lawyer to help me take the bar.
As a nifty aside, I caucused yesterday and am now a delegate. Woot!
Wednesday, February 6, 2008
Marathon
Even though I'm not sure why I want to do it. I suppose the fact that sitting up from a prone position has occasionally lately caused shortness of breath might have something to do with it, but c'mon, y'all, that is HARD. I am TIRED, and sitting up is sometimes more exertion than I am prepared to cope with. Also, last night at bowling when I mentioned it (in between bitching about having to actually stand up and pick up a heavy object in order to bowl), my friend noted that the first people who ran a marathon died, so clearly people aren't meant to travel 26.2 miles without the assistance of ponies or heavy machinery. I agree wholeheartedly. Oh well.
This all might indicate that I am *ahem* unprepared to run a marathon. This is true. That's why I'm allowing a lot of time to transition from one who considers cutting wheels of cheese and opening wine bottles "exercise" to one who will willingly jog, wait... walk (gotta start with walking) distances of at least one-half mile at a time. Then the actual training could conceivably commence.
I'm exhausted just thinking about it. I'm going to have a taco and take a nap.
Monday, November 12, 2007
Ten Questions
Here are the rules:
1. If you decide to answer, please leave a comment with a link to your blog.
2. You have to post these rules before you answer the questions.
1. What is your favorite word?
Shiny. At least that's been my favorite word lately. The words I like differ from day to day.
2. What is your least favorite word?
Moist. I like what it refers to, at least when we're talking baked goods, but just the sound of it... *shudder*.
3. What turns you on [creatively, spiritually or emotionally]?
People who do their best to improve the world.
4. What turns you off?
People who unrepentantly do things that solely harm others and the environment, even if they're getting paid well to do it. Maybe especially if they are getting paid well to do it.
5. What sound or noise do you love?
My cat's purr, onions sizzling in butter, and the little barks my puppy makes when she's dreaming.
6. What sound or noise do you hate?
My hacking cough when I'm sick. Doesn't help that it hurts!
7. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck. I think that's a given.
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What qualifies as "my own?" Cheesemonger or the area of law? Because I'd gladly sell cheese for the rest of my life. But since I already do that... Animal attorney, cheese shop owner and hobbyist in cheesemaking, ideally with sheep's milk.
9. What profession would you not like to do?
Anything that involves harming critters.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Well, I'm not religious. But I suppose "have a beer" would be nice and welcoming.
Family and Oatmeal
As for the oatmeal, it takes awhile to make it this way, earning me a quip regarding "one hour oats," but I think the flavor benefit is well worth it. This is another easy recipe, really, requiring little but estimations in amounts. Generally, for each cup of oats, you'll need three cups of liquid, but that is the estimate for cooking them with a lid on, and if you prefer them softer. I like my oats al dente.
Steel-cut oats consist of the inner portion of the oat kernel. That's called a groat, but that word is frankly kind of weird and creepy and sounds more like a crawly critter you would decidedly not want in your breakfast bowl. So I just call it the inner portion of the oat kernel. They're chopped into slightly smaller pieces with (big shocker here) steel cutters. They're also called pinhead oats, Scotch oats, or Irish oats. Steel-cut oats are a little bit more nutritious than rolled oats, and are absolutely tastier. They're nuttier and chewier and just all around awesomeness. Rolled oats should only exist for cookie baking. As for steel-cut oats, I like Bob's Red Mill brand, and I used one bag in the recipe this time around.
Creamy Steel-Cut Oatmeal
One bag of steel cut oats (about three cups of oats, a little over a pound...).
Milk. I used 2%, but you could use whatever fat content you like.
Water.
Butter, for a whole bag of oats you'll want to use most of a stick.
Cinnamon, nutmeg, salt, cloves.
Melt the butter in a nice big pot. Let it get foamy and almost nutty smelling. Dump in the oats, stir the oats so they get coated in the butter. Now stir regularly. Basically you're toasting the oats to bring out the nuttiness of them. Can you tell that I like nutty flavors? Hmm... feel free to use that as a commentary on my personality. Anyway, once the oats are nice and buttery and toasty (the color won't change much, so you're going by smell here), dump in a cup or a glass full of water. It will sizzle. Once the sizzling goes down, you'll want the temperature on medium. Now the oats can be cooked in a similar way to risotto - as each addition of liquid (milk or water - change the proportions however you want) is absorbed, you add the next one, making sure to stir frequently. It will take awhile. This is a good lazy weekend breakfast. Taste test along the way, adding spices as you like, though I wouldn't add much more than a teaspoon or so of the salt. Once you've hit the texture and taste you like, dig in. We served it with more butter, milk, a little more salt for me, and homemade maple syrup from the boy's family's trees. Absolutely delicious and satisfying, and a huge hit!
Monday, October 29, 2007
Gratin With the Girls
N picked up stuff to make pad thai, and it turned out awesome, even the tofu part, which is cool because I'm not usually all about tofu. But that is not what I made, so I have no idea what went into it because I was absorbed in my third glass of wine and my new game, "Restaurant Empire" while she was making it.
I made potato gratin. This one is loosely based on a potato gratin recipe in Nigella Lawson's book Feast. It is so simple and so creamy and decadent; it is seriously the epitome of a fall recipe. I made it for Supper Club in September and upon making it this second time, I've firmly decided it is a keeper!
Also, the quantities are very much by feel - it's a pretty forgiving recipe, which is great for parties where you're tired and lazy but still want to impress.
White wines are probably best with this - we drank a chardonnay and my latest wine obsession - Menage a Trois white blend from Folie a Deux. It's a fairly heavy dish and a nice bright fruity white cuts through it and keeps it from being way, way too much.
Potato Gratin
Approx. 4 lbs potatoes - I like to use about 2/3 baking potatoes and 1/3 sweet potatoes.
Approx. 4 cups liquid - Nigella specifies heavy cream, which is fine. The first time I made it, I didn't have enough heavy cream, so I used buttermilk too. This second time, I used about 2.5 cups of Straus half & half (a whole jug), and about the same amount of Straus whole milk. Both times, it's rocked.
One onion, cut in half lengthwise.
Spices of your choice - a little salt and pepper, maybe a cinnamon stick, nutmeg, bay leaves, sage - all tasty.
Cheese - Nigella does not include cheese, which is all well and good but to my mind an oversight, as cheese can only improve a dish. Anything that grates and melts well is fine - I used two cheeses the first time, but I can't remember which two, and the second time I used Beecher's Flagship. As much or as little as you like - it's just going on top.
That's all. Nice, huh?
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. Peel and slice the potatoes as thin as you like. I go with some a little less than 1/4 inch and some a little more - the thinner ones will break up more, so you end up with a nice varied potato texture. Put into a pot. Put in the onion halves (this is why you cut it lengthwise, so it will stay together at the root end of each half). Put in spices. Pour in liquid. Bring to boil, then lower the heat to low and simmer until the potatoes have a fair amount of give, and the onion is starting to fall apart, having imparted its flavor to the liquid. Then put the potatoes and the sauce into a 9x13 baking dish, removing the onion and any other whole spices or herbs. Grate the cheese over the top and pop in the oven until it is lightly browned, or until you can't wait any more and must DEVOUR IT.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
More birthday surprises!
After we all exited, chased by chainsaw-wielding high school students (scarier than adult maniacs, that's for sure), I was asked what to do next. What could the answer be but Indian food? So we all drove back and met up at Bombay Palace for deliciousness. Three orders of garlic naan, two of plain naan, plus two chicken dishes, lamb vindaloo, and an appetizer combo, chana masala, paneer tikka masala, and aloo gobi. Yum! I have a new obsession with the paneer tikka masala. Cubes of paneer that have been baked in the tandoori oven, then cooked with a slightly spicy, rich, delicious, orange-red sauce. The sauce is nice and thin too, so it's dippable with the garlic naan, which makes my belly deeply happy. Don't get me wrong, everything else is great too, but I think the paneer tikka masala has won my heart. At least for now. It's great for when you're not as hungry, because hunger would make chana or dal a better choice (chickpeas and lentils being really quite filling and all). The cheese almost has a baked-tofu texture and the mild flavor of the cheese highlights the sauce. Then douse your rice with sauce and eat, making sure to clean the bowl with your naan. Okay, now I'm hungry again. At least I have aloo gobi leftovers in my fridge!
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Birthday Surprises
As far as cheesy goodness goes, it was not lacking one bit! I made a plate chock-full of the various cheeses I had in the fridge - six cheeses, which is quite a lot, and technically cheese plates should have an odd number, but it WAS an informal gathering. Comté, Fromage Blanc, Up in Smoke, Purple Haze, Bartlett Blue, and Rogue River Blue! It was the last of the Rogue River until next September, and I'll cover the delights of that cheese in a separate post because it is that good.
Then on my actual birthday (Monday) the boy surprised me yet again with a magnum of Chimay Blue. It was delicious. Malty but refreshing... yum. According to the website, Chimay Blue ages well, particularly when it is the magnum. We're going to have to get a few more bottles and age them for awhile!
Wednesday, October 17, 2007
Tots and Sprouts
Then I got home, 12-pack of Session Lager in hand because I do my best to be a nice houseguest, to find that there was food. Meat things, which my vegetarian soul was not attracted to, but also brussels sprouts. They looked beautiful and smelled even better. Alas, my carnivorous boyfriend and his equally carnivorous brother and friend had maliciously tainted the sprouts with bacon. I was denied sprouty goodness!
Tonight: I think I must cook up my very own batch of sprouts. Roasted with some olive oil, salt and pepper, then doused in lemon juice, they ought to hit the spot.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007

I sell cheese. Partly to keep my sanity (we law students are not widely renowned for that trait), but also, and mostly, because I love it beyond all reason. This is intended to be something of a journal about cheese, and probably food in general. I'll attempt to keep the whining about school to a minimum, but I can guarantee nothing, since all that pesky reading does get in the way of cheese. I was thinking about putting in a picture of cheese, but instead, here's my super-cute puppy. This photo has to do with cheese in one way: that is doggy birthday cake, and the frosting was made by putting cottage cheese in a blender and adding food coloring. The idea sounds pretty nasty to me, but it was a huge hit. Right after this picture was taken, Izzy's cake was stolen by another dog. Izzy ended up with extra frosting to compensate. Good times!
